What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you white cishet male? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at my private liberal arts college, and have been involved in numerous protests against Trump, and I am over 300 confirmed pounds. I am highly trained in feminist theory, and I am the top dindu in the Black Lives Matter movement. You are nothing to me but another shitlord. I will doxx you with precision the likes of which has never before been seen on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with triggering people over the internet? Think again shitlord. As we speak I am messaging my network of bloggers, college professors, dindus, and cucks and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, cissy. The storm that leaves you unemployed and ostracized from society. Your career is fucking over you xenophobe Nazi bigot. I have read every transactivism blog, seen every episode of Last Week Tonight, and currently identify as over 700 genders, and that excluding my polyfeminine complex. Not only do I have extensive knowledge in feminist theory, but I have access to every MSNBC infographic pertaining to rape culture, islamophobia, transphobia, ableism, and fat shaming and I will use them to their full extent to make everyone see what a fucking raciST ABLEISt TRANSPHOBIC shitlORD YOU ARE. If only you could have known what progressive fury your triggering comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have kept your bigoted opinions to yourself. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fucking Nazi. I mean come on, it’s 2016.




